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15 January 2011 @ 02:22 pm
The Boy's Bad News, PG13+, Charlie/Josh  
Title: The Boy’s Bad News
Paring/s: Charlie/Josh
Genre: Fluff/Gen
Rating: PG13+
Warnings: None.
Summary: Sugar. Lots of.


There’s a reason that they don’t let Josh have any form of confectionery during the tapings of Talkin’ ‘Bout Your Generation and Charlie has to agree that it’s a good one. Once he found out the blonde’s addiction to sugar, he couldn’t help but provide Josh with sugary snacks on the down low, wanting to see his reaction.

Charlie actually felt rather like a shady cocaine dealer for such underhandedness but he admits that the end result is absolutely worth it on every level. Drew had warned him about it at one point, to the specific effect of whatever you do, do not let him get his hands on sugar but Charlie didn’t see what was so bad about it.

Except that Josh didn’t seem to care so much when he was practically being manhandled into a hug, sandwiched between an old lady and Josh Lawson. It seemed innocent, and it probably was, but Charlie saw red. Each touch was something contrived to be something else, every smile was a personal insult that he just hadn’t noticed before.

He doesn’t talk to Josh after that particular endgame as Josh picks up a piglet with a gleeful little smile on his face. When Josh begins to sing to it loudly and off-key as taping wraps, Charlie rolls his eyes and trudges offstage, wanting to go home as quick as possible.

He’s still fuming quietly back in the dressing room, when Josh walks in, packet of his ill-gotten gains open in his hands, and a pink musk stick hanging haphazardly out of his mouth.

“What’s your issue?” He asks Charlie, collapsing into a seat and making obscene slurping noises as he sucks the flavour from the stick of candy.

“Nothing.” Charlie replies flatly, but twitches when Josh makes a little mewl of pleasure around the stick. “Will you stop fellating the musk stick, and just eat it?”

“Why?” And there’s a hint of a challenge in Josh’s eyes as he responds, moving the stick slowly in and out of his mouth and making that tiny noise which sends desire flaring down Charlie’s spine. “It’s just a musk stick.”

“Exactly. So just eat it. Or go and ask Josh to help you.” Josh’s eyes narrow at the remark, and Charlie immediately closes his mouth and looks away.

One step too far.


Josh climbs up out of his seat and makes his way to in front of Charlie, musk stick still hanging out of his mouth.

“Pardon?” Josh says in that artfully deceitful tone that means Charlie has just suggested something so extraordinarily stupid that he’s about to get into trouble.

“Nothing.” Charlie says quickly, a little too quickly, and Josh’s eyes narrow further, before he breaks out into a huge grin.

“Why Charlie,” he says, over exaggeratedly imitating a Southern belle as he presses his hand against his heart. “I do believe you are jealous.”

Josh steps back, sucking the musk stick into his mouth and chewing carefully, before pulling out another one. He clearly looks he’s enjoying this moment, and Charlie hates it.

“Musk stick?” Josh says innocuously, and Charlie’s eyes snap up in disbelief.

“Are you serious?” He says, expecting Josh to have said just about anything but that. He’s now more confused than angry, and the footing for his argument is uneven.

“Yup, mmhm.” Josh says, and lifts out the bag.

When Charlie goes to take one however, Josh snaps his hand back and steps forward into Charlie’s space, pushing him back until he hits the wall with a slight oomph. He might be lanky and tiny and many other non-threatening words, but Josh is still a force to be reckoned with when his face ends up an inch away from Charlie’s with a devilish little grin on his face, even with the musk stick distorting the actual overall effect.

“Are you jealous, Charlie?” Josh asks this time, punctuating the question by rolling his hips into Charlie’s. Charlie will not admit ever that the shocked little sound of pleasure that breaks the air between them is actually his.

“No.” Charlie says, but it’s more of a question than a statement, and Josh’s giggle is breathy in his ear.

“You are. Was it me touching him? Or him touching me? Sliding his arm across my shoulders, and then down my back. God, Charlie.” Josh’s voice is deliberately mocking, soft and seductive as he recounts the very things that made Charlie irate in the first place. And is currently doing so again as his brain becomes inflamed with the idea of Josh being touched by someone that isn’t him.

“Josh,” his voice is a low growl as his hands come up to wrap around Josh’s frail biceps, “don’t.”

“Don’t what? Tell you how good it felt when he touched me, just like you do?” And Josh slides the musk stick out of his mouth, lips spit slick and shiny, and Charlie zeroes in on it.

“You’re an idiot, Charlie.” Josh’s voice is sultry, but amused. “You bluster about being intelligent, but you’re not. Not more than me.” And Josh takes the initiative, leans forward and presses his mouth against Charlie’s. Hard.

Charlie lets out a soft noise of appreciation and tips his head back, feeling Josh’s tongue press lightly against his lips, seeking permission that he grants gratefully. Josh tastes like the musk sticks he’d just been eating, sweet and sugary, but there’s an underlying taste there that’s just Josh.

Josh takes his time exploring Charlie’s mouth, tongue flicking out to explore the ridges of Charlie’s teeth. It takes some time before they separate, and now Josh’s mouth is kiss-bitten and red.

“You’re an idiot,” Josh repeats, hands sliding down to brush lightly against Charlie’s reaction, causing Charlie to push up into the touch. Josh tilts his head, trailing sticky kisses along Charlie’s jaw and then further down, before he bites lightly at the junction of Charlie’s neck and shoulder, making Charlie shudder.

“Let’s go home, and I’ll show you what else I can do with musk sticks, okay?”

“What else can you do?” Charlie asks curiously as they separate.

Josh rewards him with a lazy smirk, and licks his lips before looking down at Charlie’s erection and back up.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?”
~*Star*~: Josh Thomas - Reading is Sexystar55 on January 15th, 2011 04:34 am (UTC)

I miss mah fic from you. Write me moar?

I miss you, bb.
Rosey: Awesomecakedesiredeffect on January 16th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
Prompt me and I'll consider it. :P
~*Star*~star55 on January 16th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
I want my kiss first.
It's been like two months!
Rosey: CNNNNdesiredeffect on January 16th, 2011 12:13 am (UTC)
I've been busy! And I'm going away again next week. :P People keep making me go places!
~*Star*~star55 on January 16th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC)
You haven't even had time to say hai to me this year.
This is just not cricket. Unless you come to visit me then all will be forgiven. =P

Rosey: Misha Tonguedesiredeffect on January 16th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
UM. Totes even sent you an email when I was away to say hi - I did say hi. Stop pretending I don't love you. :P

Also going to see Charlie in April *flail*
~*Star*~star55 on January 16th, 2011 12:16 am (UTC)
Yeah, ONE email. One line. You needs to say hai again. =)
You don't love me, I know how this relationship works, bb. I love you, give you prompts and kudos and you leave me to diiiiiiiiiiiiie.
Okay, well, not die exactly.


I needs to know this so I can get my POA into gear!
Sinead: dean & casroonerspism on January 16th, 2011 07:54 am (UTC)

Sinead: dr horribleroonerspism on January 15th, 2011 07:15 am (UTC)
Ooooooh! :D

sandwiched between an old lady and Josh Lawson
Yeah. I have to admit, I had the urge to read or even write Josh/Josh fic after that moment. Or that whole episode. Like during endgame when he calls Josh Lawson "babe". Unless I'm deaf or simply imagining it. (I may only hear what I want to hear. Also Josh Lawson is so freaking hot.)

But Charlie/Josh is still so... Unf! <3 There's something about Josh having a sugar addiction that makes me smile like a maniac, and the sucking on a musk stick is both sexy and makes me want some musk sticks of my own. Haha XD

Moar! You must write more TAYG!

Love you.
Rosey: Castiel - Nothingdesiredeffect on January 16th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)
Yeah. I wanted to write Josh.Josh fic but the whole naming thing confused me immensely and eventually I called it quits on it. Now must go rewatch that whole episode.

ALSO. YES. They pretend to hate each other but really they're all squishy and adorable. :D

Sineadroonerspism on January 16th, 2011 07:52 am (UTC)
Hahaha, that would be totally confusing! Although I'm sure there's a way around it... :/ There must be! Uh... I just can't think of it right now...

They do. But they really, really are. I loves theeeeem <333